{"product_id":"officials-let-the-fucking-begin-the-onion-americas-finest-news-source-tee","title":"Officials Let The Fucking Begin The Onion Americas Finest News Source Tee Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eMade-to-Order Graphic Apparel – Bold \u0026amp; Comfortable\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobe’s been waiting for. Premium Gildan® fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eDon’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat Makes It Hit Different\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eColors That Stay\u003c\/strong\u003e – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFabric That Delivers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Cotton, Real Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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